3 funny jokes happened yesterday at my grandma's house.
joke 01: Steam Boat Dinner Part 1
ah Ben (cousin): "mamee the fishball not cooked de."
ah kim (mother): "aiyo cook longer lah. jiao3 jiao3 (stir x2) yi xia."
ah Ben: "jiao3 jiao3?? wo jiao3 le leh.."
my mother + aunties: "wahahaha! ah ben ah wat jiao3 jiao2?? (little birdie)"
ah ben: "wo mei you jiang jiao3 jiao2! wo jiang jiao3 jiao3!!"
joke 02: Steam Boat Dinner Part 2
went to wash my bowl after eating and i saw this pack of tofu. went out to "complain"
me: "why tofu never cut??"
dad: "u wan to eat huh?"
me: "this yr no tofu leh.. nvm lah i'm full alr."
went into e room to see wat my cousins r doing..
father came in.
dad: "ehh ni yao chi ah kim de tofu mah?? ah kim say she cut."
me + cousins burst out laughing!!!!
joke 03: Movie!!
adam (cousin): "oi faster leh wan go watch de ma??"
ah kim (his mother): "wat u all watching?? pan4 tu2 ah??"
me + adam: "huh wat pan4 tu2?? men2 tu2 lah!! haahahaa"
4 hours later..
ah kim: "what u all watch just now??"
me: "pan4 tu2 pan4 tu2 =X"
ah kim: "pan4 tu2 hao kan ma??"
all of us: "hahahahaha *pengz*"
Monday, February 19, 2007
